DAWG'S MOVED!

I've MOVED!
From Blogger to Wordpress, and please, please come and visit me there.

DAWG'S BLOG

(www.dawgsblog.wordpress.com)

New spelling, same stuff, but more and better, honest guv..

As I recall...

As I recall, never, even sort of ever, has Dawg's being recalled. Which is untrue of a whole bunch of stuff in The USA at the moment.
No jokes and we hope all dogs are A Ok.

Well, almost no jokes... what do you expect when you make a dog food in a place called Prattville?



(For non English readers, and thankfully there are many outside the fair isles of Great Britain, Gawd bless her, and The Queen; anyway for you other chums, in Brit. English "prat" means bum/bottom/behind/ass but-not-donkey, so a place called Prattville is v. fuuny to a young Dawg. And to me.)

So in the recall was Jo Bo a No No, or just So So, shall we ask Flo Jo, is this a Po Mo joke, and now I'll go go..before I sink to lo lo,, argghhh no no no!

This will be fun...heh, heh

Dawg's human, Hugedawg, has discovered a new toy, a mobile phone in a collar for dogs. It has a speaker so I can hear the calls, and so can anyone else near me..


Imagine: I'm wearing the collar and wander over to some nice policeman and sit quitely by his feet. Hugedawg phones me and says, "Officer, can you tell me the time please?"
Cop looks around. "Officer have you got time for a quicky?" Cop looks around, fingering truncheon.

(Link)

Ho Ho how we will laugh.

Dawg'o'books

"To a small boy a dog is the god of frolic"
-Clever 0'Yank, 1873

-or someone like that...



But in February frolics sometimes have to be indoors, so HERE IS A LINK to some books for kids, about dogs.

Reading is good. Dawg is reading "Recherchez les Bones Perdu". Heh heh.

Safety first

Dawg announces, in a solemn and portentious voice that's rilly serious, the release of the first complete dog condom...

Now don't get cross with me

A list of Cross bred dogs:

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband


Gnarff gnarff!

Dawg's New Year Reading....

....includes THIS CARTOON