Jeez: a Mustapha one of those

For the poor lost souls out there who don't have access to Dawg's new Totally Sincere Product (tm), Gawd Dawg (tm), the treat that saves as it satisfies, there is another, sadly second rate, alternative available.



Yes! A little container containing a bootiful prayer type message to attach to your dog's collar. The message reads:

"O GOD, please help me be a good and loyal pet, even when I have to go to the vet. Never let me out of my owners sight, making sure I don't get lost, safely home each night. Show me how to be a buddy even when my paws are muddy. Don't allow me to munch postal carriers for lunch. Please keep me nice and healthy always having a full belly. Shield my neighbor's cat from view, guide my footsteps around the doo doo. Train me not to howl and bark even at other dogs in the park. Give me patience without end, help me be "Man's best friend".


Dawg thinks "never being out of sight", not biting "postal carriers" or not seeing next door's cat, or not barking is a wuss lifestyle not a wuff lifestyle.....Dawg has faith in sterner stuff, heh heh.